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FAQs
Why the sausage?
The donkey (ass) and elephant (pachyderm) are taken. But think about it. If you
ground the two, mix ‘em and then roll ‘em up together, you come up with…yeah, a
sausage.
How old do I have to be to join?
It’s 18, because basically that’s when you can vote. When you can vote, you’re
officially old enough to go against the grain. We know, it’s lame. Actually, we can’t
publicly solicit to minors. Whatever.
I’m a woman, does that matter?
Shut up. Strap one on and let’s roll, sister.
Who do you represent?
All shapes, sizes, lengths, weights, heights and nationalities. We welcome all who
are cool.
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