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What We Stand For

  • Rock and/or Roll
    There are two kinds of people. First, the kind that makes shit happen. The
    other? They watch people make shit happen. We prefer the first. Duh.

  • Output Over Outfit
    In other words, we don’t care if you wear a toga, toupee or tutu. You just need
    to rule at what you do and make it count.

  • Calling BS, BS
    So many people play games (many of those in high places) and they think we
    don’t know or see it. Maybe we can’t always call them out, but we are certain
    that sooner or later they’ll get what they deserve. Game on.

  • Kick Butt To Get It Done Right
    150% - nothing less. Excellence is the standard. There’s no room for
    mediocrity. Period.



What We Won’t Stand For

  • Subpardom
    Anything just okay is NOT okay with us. Go somewhere else. There’s plenty of
    that to go around.

  • Laziness
    Plain and simple…it’s sickening. At the end of the day, we all have the same
    amount of time. People who waste it by doing nothing are useless.

  • Idea Snatchers
    You know who you are. Pathetic. Think up something on your own.

  • Minutia Sweat-ers
    Give us a break. We can’t keep going over things that really don’t matter.

  • Everyday Liars
    When you don’t have to think twice about it, you are simply a speck to be
    flicked.



Our Mission

  • We don’t and won’t dick around. Ever.